- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

A blind man walks into a library.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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