Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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