- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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