- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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