- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

whats brown and sticky? Doody

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