- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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