- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

men's rights activists

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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