what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

How old is victor? Half past dead

What is your name? My name is Jeff

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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