- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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