- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

A penis walks into a bar..

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

your mama's so fat... that's it

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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