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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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Lets just say I work for some important people, not the feds that is for sure, ill tell you when we meet, not here. As for my condition, lets just say that I am profusely bleeding noseblood now and that is because I forgot to take my medication, and if I had no medicaions at all, I would have begun bleeding out of me ears end eye sockets, and ironically id die from a lot of other shit before bleeding to death, so thats not even the case. Its nothing common, but I bet people could find out about it pretty fast on wikipedia, and as much as I like throwing shit on random people here, I dont like bothering anyone with my problems, in this case, it came kinda sudden and unexpected, and I dont mind sharing my deepest aspects including this with my best friends, of which one of them you clearly are love.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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