What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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