- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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