- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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