There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

If you have a stroke, call 000

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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