- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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