What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Your big dick.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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