- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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