Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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