- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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