What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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Justin Bieber

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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