whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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