- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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