Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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