- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

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