What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

How old is victor? Half past dead

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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