whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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sky silverstein

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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