- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

sky silverstein

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Potassium? K.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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