- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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