Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

What's just not right? Left

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

men, men like men= men+bed

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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