- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

What's the difference between a duck?

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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