- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

A blind man walks into a library.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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