Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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