Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

there once was a frog with no leggs

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What's funnier than 24? 25

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Chick Norris... Enough said

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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