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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What does? 42

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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