whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

binladin walks into the american seals

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

. . I am a whale

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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