- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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