What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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