What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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I love you very much.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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