- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Obama

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What's 9 +10 19

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

No.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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