- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

does this look unsure to you?

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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