- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

What do apples taste like? Apples.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

DERP

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

I Love Hitler.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

George W. Bush

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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