In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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What what In the butt

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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i have aids and a chode

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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