- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

I Love Hitler.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

George W. Bush

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

The Aristocrats

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

apple pie.

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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