- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

knock knock you may come in

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

I got shot, you laughed

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