Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

A women in the kitchen.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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