- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Knock Knock? Come in.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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