What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

A Mormon walks into a bar

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Andoni was here

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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