What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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