Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.?

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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