- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

whats 1 + 1? 2

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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