- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

A van drives into a car.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

hahahahaha thats not funny

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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