Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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