Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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