Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Anti Joke

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