- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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