Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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A women in the kitchen.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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