what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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I'm rick james bitch

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a prison. A gang stopped them, and said: Hey, want to play a game? Before they could run away, the gang leader told them the rules. You go over there and stand by the wall. You close your eyes, and then we fire a shotgun in your direction. The last one alive wins. They push the brunette onto the wall. She closes her eyes because she knows she's about to die and doesn't want her friends to see her crying. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. They decide it's the redhead's turn next. They move her onto the wall. Being the brightest one in the bunch, she tries to keep her eyes open. However, she blinks. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. Then the blonde bursts out laughing. "Your friends are dead. And you're about to die. Do you find that funny?" They ask. She answers. "No. It's just- I won the game!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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